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Jedi Speak: What They're Really Saying
07 Aug 2018 23:31 #324907
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WARNING: There is liberal use of profanity here, but they are pretty funny...
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Jedi Speak
What Jedi say: Emotion, yet Peace.
What Jedi mean: Calm the fuck down before you hurt somebody.
What Jedi say: There is a time for action and a time for inaction.
What Jedi mean: Nah. I’m good.
What Jedi say: I sense darkness in you.
What Jedi mean: Hey, asshole!
What Jedi say: The Force works in mysterious ways.
What Jedi mean: That’s a really fucking stupid question.
What Jedi say: I will meditate on your words.
What Jedi mean: Go fuck yourself!
What Jedi say: I am one with the Force.
What Jedi mean: I really hope the Force bails me out of this shitty situation.
What Jedi say: Do or do not. There is no try.
What Jedi mean: Shit or get off the pot.
What Jedi say: Death, yet the Force.
What Jedi mean: When I’m a Force ghost I’ll haunt your ass!
What Jedi say: May the Force Be With You!
What Jedi mean: You’re being sent on a ridiculously difficult mission during which you will probably die.
What Jedi say: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
What Jedi mean: You’re a fucking idiot.
What Jedi say: Fear is a path to the Dark Side.
What Jedi mean: Stop being a pussy.
What Jedi say: You were the Chosen One!
What Jedi mean: Why’d you make me chop off your limbs, you dumb fuck?
What Jedi say: Don’t underestimate the Force.
What Jedi mean: Back the fuck up!
What Jedi say: Patience, young Padawan.
What Jedi mean: Sit down and shut up!
What Jedi say: A Jedi craves not these things.
What Jedi mean: I’m not buying you anymore shit!
What Jedi say: You must unlearn what you have learned.
What Jedi mean: You’re full of shit.
What Jedi say: Size matters not.
What Jedi mean: I have a small penis.
What Jedi say: Wars not make one great.
What Jedi mean: We’re about to lose this war.
What Jedi say: Your focus determines your reality.
What Jedi mean: Are you fucking high?
What Jedi say: Truth depends on your point of view.
What Jedi mean: You’re wrong.
What Jedi say: I am a Jedi, like my father before me.
What Jedi mean: We’re not done forcing our family drama on the whole galaxy.
What Jedi say: Do not dwell on the past.
What Jedi mean: Get the fuck over it already!
What Jedi say: I am one with the Force and the Force is with me.
What Jedi mean: If I repeat this enough times it might come true.
What Jedi say: All is as the Force wills it.
What Jedi mean: Not my fault! The Force fuckin’ did it!
What Jedi say: These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
What Jedi mean: FAKE NEWS!
What Jedi say: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
What Jedi mean: Some serious shit just went down.
What Jedi say: I’m Luke Skywalker. I’m here to rescue you.
What Jedi mean: I hope you have a plan ‘cause I have no fucking idea what I’m doing.
What Jedi say: The Force is strong in my family, my father had it, I have it, my sister has it.
What Jedi mean: We should probably stop making out with each other.
What Jedi say: I have a bad feeling about this.
What Jedi mean: I have a bad feeling about this.
What Jedi say: An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
What Jedi mean: Check out my laser sword. I’m gonna dismember you with it now.
What Jedi say: Someday I will be the most powerful Jedi ever!
What Jedi mean: Someday I will murder all of the Jedi.
What Jedi say: That is why you fail.
What Jedi mean: Just do it the way I told you to do it, idiot!
What Jedi say: Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.
What Jedi mean: That five year old is smarter than you.
What Jedi say: The ability to speak does not make one intelligent.
What Jedi mean: You sound like a jackass.
What Jedi say: Who’s more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?
What Jedi mean: Why the hell are you following me?
What Jedi say: In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.
What Jedi mean: I have really fuckin’ bad luck.
What Jedi say: Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
What Jedi mean: Please don’t kill me.
What Jedi say: Never tell me the odds!
What Jedi mean: Rather than listen to logic, I’m going to recklessly endanger your lives right now.
What Jedi say: I will not condone an action that will lead us to war!
What Jedi mean: Woohoo! Grab your lightsabers guys! We’re going to war!
What Jedi say: Emotion, yet Peace.
What Jedi mean: Calm the fuck down before you hurt somebody.
What Jedi say: There is a time for action and a time for inaction.
What Jedi mean: Nah. I’m good.
What Jedi say: I sense darkness in you.
What Jedi mean: Hey, asshole!
What Jedi say: The Force works in mysterious ways.
What Jedi mean: That’s a really fucking stupid question.
What Jedi say: I will meditate on your words.
What Jedi mean: Go fuck yourself!
What Jedi say: I am one with the Force.
What Jedi mean: I really hope the Force bails me out of this shitty situation.
What Jedi say: Do or do not. There is no try.
What Jedi mean: Shit or get off the pot.
What Jedi say: Death, yet the Force.
What Jedi mean: When I’m a Force ghost I’ll haunt your ass!
What Jedi say: May the Force Be With You!
What Jedi mean: You’re being sent on a ridiculously difficult mission during which you will probably die.
What Jedi say: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
What Jedi mean: You’re a fucking idiot.
What Jedi say: Fear is a path to the Dark Side.
What Jedi mean: Stop being a pussy.
What Jedi say: You were the Chosen One!
What Jedi mean: Why’d you make me chop off your limbs, you dumb fuck?
What Jedi say: Don’t underestimate the Force.
What Jedi mean: Back the fuck up!
What Jedi say: Patience, young Padawan.
What Jedi mean: Sit down and shut up!
What Jedi say: A Jedi craves not these things.
What Jedi mean: I’m not buying you anymore shit!
What Jedi say: You must unlearn what you have learned.
What Jedi mean: You’re full of shit.
What Jedi say: Size matters not.
What Jedi mean: I have a small penis.
What Jedi say: Wars not make one great.
What Jedi mean: We’re about to lose this war.
What Jedi say: Your focus determines your reality.
What Jedi mean: Are you fucking high?
What Jedi say: Truth depends on your point of view.
What Jedi mean: You’re wrong.
What Jedi say: I am a Jedi, like my father before me.
What Jedi mean: We’re not done forcing our family drama on the whole galaxy.
What Jedi say: Do not dwell on the past.
What Jedi mean: Get the fuck over it already!
What Jedi say: I am one with the Force and the Force is with me.
What Jedi mean: If I repeat this enough times it might come true.
What Jedi say: All is as the Force wills it.
What Jedi mean: Not my fault! The Force fuckin’ did it!
What Jedi say: These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
What Jedi mean: FAKE NEWS!
What Jedi say: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
What Jedi mean: Some serious shit just went down.
What Jedi say: I’m Luke Skywalker. I’m here to rescue you.
What Jedi mean: I hope you have a plan ‘cause I have no fucking idea what I’m doing.
What Jedi say: The Force is strong in my family, my father had it, I have it, my sister has it.
What Jedi mean: We should probably stop making out with each other.
What Jedi say: I have a bad feeling about this.
What Jedi mean: I have a bad feeling about this.
What Jedi say: An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
What Jedi mean: Check out my laser sword. I’m gonna dismember you with it now.
What Jedi say: Someday I will be the most powerful Jedi ever!
What Jedi mean: Someday I will murder all of the Jedi.
What Jedi say: That is why you fail.
What Jedi mean: Just do it the way I told you to do it, idiot!
What Jedi say: Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.
What Jedi mean: That five year old is smarter than you.
What Jedi say: The ability to speak does not make one intelligent.
What Jedi mean: You sound like a jackass.
What Jedi say: Who’s more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?
What Jedi mean: Why the hell are you following me?
What Jedi say: In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.
What Jedi mean: I have really fuckin’ bad luck.
What Jedi say: Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
What Jedi mean: Please don’t kill me.
What Jedi say: Never tell me the odds!
What Jedi mean: Rather than listen to logic, I’m going to recklessly endanger your lives right now.
What Jedi say: I will not condone an action that will lead us to war!
What Jedi mean: Woohoo! Grab your lightsabers guys! We’re going to war!
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09 Aug 2018 21:15 #324990
by Neaj Pa Bol
Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn. Benjamin Franklin
Let the improvement of yourself keep you so busy that you have no time to criticize others. Roy T. Bennett, The Light in the Heart
Participated in the making of the book, “The Jedi Compass”with 2 articles.
For today I serve so that tomorrow I may serve again. One step, One Vow, One Moment... Too always remember it is not about me... Master Neaj Pa Bol
Faith is daring the soul to go beyond what the eyes can see...
Faith is a journey, not a guilt trip...
Quiet your emotions to find inner peace. Learn from ignorance to foster knowledge.
Enjoy your passions but be immersed in serenity. Understand the chaos to see the harmony.
Life and death is to be one with the Force.
Apprentice's: Master Zanthan Storm, Jaxxy (Master Rachat et Espoir (Bridgette Barker))
Replied by Neaj Pa Bol on topic Jedi Speak: What They're Really Saying
Oh I needed a good chuckle!!! Thank You!!
Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn. Benjamin Franklin
Let the improvement of yourself keep you so busy that you have no time to criticize others. Roy T. Bennett, The Light in the Heart
Participated in the making of the book, “The Jedi Compass”with 2 articles.
For today I serve so that tomorrow I may serve again. One step, One Vow, One Moment... Too always remember it is not about me... Master Neaj Pa Bol
Faith is daring the soul to go beyond what the eyes can see...
Faith is a journey, not a guilt trip...
Quiet your emotions to find inner peace. Learn from ignorance to foster knowledge.
Enjoy your passions but be immersed in serenity. Understand the chaos to see the harmony.
Life and death is to be one with the Force.
Apprentice's: Master Zanthan Storm, Jaxxy (Master Rachat et Espoir (Bridgette Barker))
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19 Aug 2018 12:07 #325304
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Lmao I can't breathe
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16 Jul 2020 03:48 - 16 Jul 2020 03:49 #353395
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Replied by Zero on topic Jedi Speak: What They're Really Saying
Just discovered this again, def made me smile!
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TOTJO Council Member
Head Moderator and Education Administration Member
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My Apprentice: Kelandry
Knighted Apprentices: Diana W, Atania, Ashria, Tannis Yarl, Tavi, Rini, Khwang, Morkano
”Everything that exists in this world has a hidden meaning within. When you look deeper at things, beyond initial appearance, you discover their true reality.”
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24 Aug 2020 02:10 #354036
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I'd like to add one.
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Be mindful of your feelings. - Keep it in your pants.
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