Your Favorite Poems - Why don't you post them here?

WARNING: This illustrated poem contains female breasts and explicit sexual content.



B. Kliban

Quite honestly, Master John, I don't think that post is appropriate....it's kind of gross.

However, I think I just don't understand it. That's why I don't think it's appropriate...that's why I think its kind of gross.


Care to explain your illustration? In all honesty, I'm a little disturbed by it (it has female breasts and a sex scene in it), so would you mind explaining yourself?

I don't care to explain. Thank you for asking though. It's one of my favorite poems written and illustrated by the late great B. Kliban .

I edited the post adding

Question? Why are female breast considered disturbing or gross? You guys have nipples too! Some even have bigger tatas than some women. ...Men...sheesh! If there should be any warning it shouldn't be for mere boobs, dudes.

Eh, I don't really have a favorite (poetry in written form instead of in a song is not a world I spend much time in).

SONNET -- TO SCIENCE


by Edgar Allan Poe

SCIENCE! true daughter of Old Time thou art!
Who alterest all things with thy peering eyes.
Why preyest thou thus upon the poet's heart,
Vulture, whose wings are dull realities
How should he love thee? or how deem thee wise?
Who wouldst not leave him in his wandering
To seek for treasure in the jewelled skies,
Albeit he soared with an undaunted wing!
Hast thou not dragged Diana from her car?
And driven the Hamadryad from the wood
To seek a shelter in some happier star?
Hast thou not torn the Naiad from her flood,
The Elfin from the green grass, and from me
The summer dream beneath the tamarind tree?

B. Kliban

Wendaline wrote: Question? Why are female breast considered disturbing or gross? You guys have nipples too! Some even have bigger tatas than some women. ...Men...sheesh! If there should be any warning it shouldn't be for mere boobs, dudes.

Personally, I love breasts, and also find society's obsession with hiding them to be a little off

csmith wrote: Personally, I love breasts, and also find society's obsession with hiding them to be a little off

I very much agree xD

First, allow me to apologize for the off-topic rant.

Wendaline wrote: Question? Why are female breast considered disturbing or gross? You guys have nipples too! Some even have bigger tatas than some women. ...Men...sheesh! If there should be any warning it shouldn't be for mere boobs, dudes.

I couldn't agree more. I was censored on this forum for posting a video which included around 2~3 seconds of a topless woman max. I was not pleased, though the video was meant to be humorous so I didn't openly bitch about it. I see a lot of topless fat old guys on sunny summer days driving their canal boat... Saw one topless woman, she received lots of abuse, and from other women. I don't care whether it's sightly or not, in principle it should be OK. I also resent the importation of american culture into europe... Fake melon-looking boobs that must absolutely have the nipples covered...

Oh and the guys have to wear dork shorts? Because speedos are gay? and supposedly no-one wants to see your package? (This coming from women wearing skimpy bikinis). what the hell? those shorts things are horrible to swim in, and disgusting. Some of you may know I was once a fairly high level swimmer, and in france, it is illegal for guys to wear more than speedos at public pools. I then moved to england where most guys wear shorts... Need I say the pools look brown here, and this caused me to stop swimming. Ridiculous fashion police.

And since I mention sports, and the olympics down south have been plagued by fashion police and burka vs no burka, I will say this: make them compete naked, like in ancient greece. No more makeup, performance enhancing swimming costumes, pink tape or whatnot. See what the fittest people on the planet really look like, as opposed to people in magazines. Maybe it'd help kill off the bigotry that lives in us all...




That's a modern luke skywalker figurine. Need I say more?

I thought it's He-Man.