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11 Jan 2018 05:23 #311796 by Rex
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Heavenly Warrior wrote: The Last Jedi Review

Problem: Leia Floating Through Space
Solution: Leia died. Ben saved her just like Darth Vader saved Tarkin.

Problem: Rey’s Parents
Solution: Rey was kidnapped by junk traders and sold to Unkar Plutt. Rey’s real dad is the Master Codebreaker. She was a youngling at Luke’s temple. Ben saved her and took her back to her Unkar Plutt.

Problem: Luke Dies
Solution: Luke became one with the Force.

Problem: Too Much Humor
Solution: What humor?

Problem: Snoke is too tall to be Tarkin.
Solution: Snoke has fake legs, just like the two jawas in his throne room.

Problem: Battlestar Galactica plot.
Solution: This was needed to show that Poe can’t lead the Resistance. Help me, Lieutenant Connix. You’re my only hope.

Problem: Luke says Darth Sidious and laser sword.
Solution: Luke has been talking to his dad.

So does this make Rose Frankenstein's monster?
I mostly just want to bump this thread

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13 Jan 2018 00:09 #311983 by Heavenly Warrior
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Rex wrote:

Heavenly Warrior wrote: The Last Jedi Review

Problem: Leia Floating Through Space
Solution: Leia died. Ben saved her just like Darth Vader saved Tarkin.

Problem: Rey’s Parents
Solution: Rey was kidnapped by junk traders and sold to Unkar Plutt. Rey’s real dad is the Master Codebreaker. She was a youngling at Luke’s temple. Ben saved her and took her back to her Unkar Plutt.

Problem: Luke Dies
Solution: Luke became one with the Force.

Problem: Too Much Humor
Solution: What humor?

Problem: Snoke is too tall to be Tarkin.
Solution: Snoke has fake legs, just like the two jawas in his throne room.

Problem: Battlestar Galactica plot.
Solution: This was needed to show that Poe can’t lead the Resistance. Help me, Lieutenant Connix. You’re my only hope.

Problem: Luke says Darth Sidious and laser sword.
Solution: Luke has been talking to his dad.

So does this make Rose Frankenstein's monster?
I mostly just want to bump this thread


Thanks for the bump! Rose did use some of his lines. Do you think Lieutenant Connix is Leia's daughter?

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13 Jan 2018 01:52 #312008 by Rex
Rex replied the topic: Nimrod Socialism

Heavenly Warrior wrote: Thanks for the bump! Rose did use some of his lines. Do you think Lieutenant Connix is Leia's daughter?

The actress is, but I never thought of it in the series...

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19 Jan 2018 02:13 - 19 Jan 2018 02:17 #312539 by Heavenly Warrior
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The Pig, The Wolf, and The Beast
by The Heavenly Warrior

Prometheus, Cain, Nimrod
Darwin, Voltaire, The Pig
Darwin, Schopenhauer, The Kaiser
Darwin, Wagner, The Wolf
Darwin’s Rottweiler, Singer; Or, Wagner’s Shih Tzu, The Beast
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19 Jan 2018 02:45 #312540 by Kyrin Wyldstar
Kyrin Wyldstar replied the topic: Nimrod Socialism
Heff'e warrior!!

I, your humble disciple, have been on pilgrimage as you requested of me. I have learned much and this poem has been icing on the cake. It has secured for me the last piece of the puzzle to complete enlightenment. I am now ready to take on students of my own as I walk at your side!

This guns for hire, even if were just dancing in the dark.

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