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11 Jan 2018 05:23 #311796 by Rex
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Heavenly Warrior wrote: The Last Jedi Review

Problem: Leia Floating Through Space
Solution: Leia died. Ben saved her just like Darth Vader saved Tarkin.

Problem: Rey’s Parents
Solution: Rey was kidnapped by junk traders and sold to Unkar Plutt. Rey’s real dad is the Master Codebreaker. She was a youngling at Luke’s temple. Ben saved her and took her back to her Unkar Plutt.

Problem: Luke Dies
Solution: Luke became one with the Force.

Problem: Too Much Humor
Solution: What humor?

Problem: Snoke is too tall to be Tarkin.
Solution: Snoke has fake legs, just like the two jawas in his throne room.

Problem: Battlestar Galactica plot.
Solution: This was needed to show that Poe can’t lead the Resistance. Help me, Lieutenant Connix. You’re my only hope.

Problem: Luke says Darth Sidious and laser sword.
Solution: Luke has been talking to his dad.

So does this make Rose Frankenstein's monster?
I mostly just want to bump this thread

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13 Jan 2018 00:09 #311983 by Heavenly Warrior
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Rex wrote:

Heavenly Warrior wrote: The Last Jedi Review

Problem: Leia Floating Through Space
Solution: Leia died. Ben saved her just like Darth Vader saved Tarkin.

Problem: Rey’s Parents
Solution: Rey was kidnapped by junk traders and sold to Unkar Plutt. Rey’s real dad is the Master Codebreaker. She was a youngling at Luke’s temple. Ben saved her and took her back to her Unkar Plutt.

Problem: Luke Dies
Solution: Luke became one with the Force.

Problem: Too Much Humor
Solution: What humor?

Problem: Snoke is too tall to be Tarkin.
Solution: Snoke has fake legs, just like the two jawas in his throne room.

Problem: Battlestar Galactica plot.
Solution: This was needed to show that Poe can’t lead the Resistance. Help me, Lieutenant Connix. You’re my only hope.

Problem: Luke says Darth Sidious and laser sword.
Solution: Luke has been talking to his dad.

So does this make Rose Frankenstein's monster?
I mostly just want to bump this thread


Thanks for the bump! Rose did use some of his lines. Do you think Lieutenant Connix is Leia's daughter?

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13 Jan 2018 01:52 #312008 by Rex
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Heavenly Warrior wrote: Thanks for the bump! Rose did use some of his lines. Do you think Lieutenant Connix is Leia's daughter?

The actress is, but I never thought of it in the series...

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19 Jan 2018 02:13 - 19 Jan 2018 02:17 #312539 by Heavenly Warrior
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The Pig, The Wolf, and The Beast
by The Heavenly Warrior

Prometheus, Cain, Nimrod
Darwin, Voltaire, The Pig
Darwin, Schopenhauer, The Kaiser
Darwin, Wagner, The Wolf
Darwin’s Rottweiler, Singer; Or, Wagner’s Shih Tzu, The Beast
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19 Jan 2018 02:45 #312540 by Kyrin Wyldstar
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Heff'e warrior!!

I, your humble disciple, have been on pilgrimage as you requested of me. I have learned much and this poem has been icing on the cake. It has secured for me the last piece of the puzzle to complete enlightenment. I am now ready to take on students of my own as I walk at your side!

This guns for hire, even if we're just dancing in the dark.

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28 Feb 2018 23:04 #316971 by Rex
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So in light of the new upcoming Han Solo flick, will the beast's next head (perhaps a mouse head) be revealed???
Also bump

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03 Mar 2018 04:16 #317244 by Heavenly Warrior
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The Tragedy of Dr. Hegel the Wise by The Heavenly Warrior

I think Dr. Hegel might have been the Dark Lord of the Socialists. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then Dr. Hegel died of cholera.

I think that William Huntington Russell might have been Dr. Hegel’s apprentice. I think Russell might have helped start the American Civil War. I think he might have died of an aneurysm after tried to stop some boys from throwing rocks at birds. I think Nietzsche might have had an aneurysm when he tried to stop a man from beating a horse. I think Nietzsche’s aneurysm might have caused brain damage. I think William H. Taft might have been a promoter of eugenics.

“Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages.”

I thought that Thomas Edison might have been the founding father of Globalism. But now I think the quote above might be fake. Now I think the founding father of Globalism might have been Hegel or Russell.

References

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georg_Wilhelm_Friedrich_Hegel
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Huntington_Russell
en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Thomas_Edison

www.cbsnews.com/news/sith-invites-bush-comparisons/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antony_C._Sutton

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Singer
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Dawkins
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra
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22 Mar 2018 23:28 #319455 by Heavenly Warrior
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The Tragical History of the Life and Death of Goethe the Wise by The Heavenly Warrior

I think Goethe might have become the Dark Lord of the Socialists after Hegel died. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then he died on March 22nd. I think William Huntington Russell might have been his apprentice. I think 322 might mean Genesis 3:22 or 3:22 PM or 322 BC or March 22nd.

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22 Mar 2018 23:59 #319459 by Arisaig
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Heavenly Warrior wrote: The Tragical History of the Life and Death of Goethe the Wise by The Heavenly Warrior

I think Goethe might have become the Dark Lord of the Socialists after Hegel died. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then he died on March 22nd. I think William Huntington Russell might have been his apprentice. I think 322 might mean Genesis 3:22 or 3:22 PM or 322 BC or March 22nd.


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23 Mar 2018 08:34 #319476 by Brick
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I'm just really happy to see that this thread is still going :lol:

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