Farting at work

So there's like this guy who farts at work... It makes the whole cubicle-bull-pen smell for 15min. He does it several times per day. I know who it is, he's the manager. He thinks it's funny.

This is the first thing that came to mind as I read your post.

I know it has been posted on the site somewhere before, but it is just too funny not to recycle!

Do you remember the old glass vials of liquid fart? I bet if, while your boss is on patrol farting up cubicles, you walk over and put some of that in his fancy office it might adjust how he view unpleasant smells and others.



As bad advice as it might be... sometimes you just have to sink to their level and fight fire with fire.

Good luck!

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Whyte Horse wrote: So there's like this guy who farts at work... It makes the whole cubicle-bull-pen smell for 15min. He does it several times per day. I know who it is, he's the manager. He thinks it's funny.

Try changing your diet

Most people are allergic to gluten in some way, causing them to fart quite a lot. Historically, farming wheat has been linked with decreased life expectancy.

ren wrote: Most people are allergic to gluten in some way, causing them to fart quite a lot. Historically, farming wheat has been linked with decreased life expectancy.

That's courious. Got a link for that?

Beans now they are gas generators. :ohmy:

Google it? It's a known fact that our grain-based diet (we get the majority of our calories from either wheat, corn or rice) is incredibly unhealthy. Hunter gatherers apparently lived long lives.

See I wonder about that too. I heard that wheat (when eaten in moderation...like anything else) could be good for you. Some people of course don't tolerate it, but each of our bodies are different.

Though the reason I question it is because there is always something labeled as "ewy, bad, evil!"

Salts bad...no, now salt is healthy.

Coconut oil will kill ya...wait, now veggie oil will. Bring back the healthy Coconut oil!!!

Being vegetarian will make you stupid...actually we now see it will make you healthier.

It seems we can never make up our minds. I guess the best idea would be to listen to your body and decide for yourself. Because it will tell you almost immediately if what you're eating is helping or harming. Like a Cheetos headache vs. and apple high.


Back on topic. Maybe you can keep some sort of smell good type thing by your desk (like a car air freshener or those perfume rocks)...or is it too stinky to battle? :sick: There's nothing worse than a rude boss.