213 things skippy is no longer allowed to do in the Jedi Order

Being a member of the 5th Rite is no excuse to do the a** dance at ceremonies (go Shin Chan).

Jedi Skippy is not to make jokes about Master Scythe's stature.

\"But Master Kyp did!\" is not a valid excuse either.

Even if Master Scythe *did* think it was funny...

Especially if Master Scythe makes comparisons between himself and Master Yoda...

Skippy may not use laxatives to improve his force push, from here on, all force push exams will be followed by dope testing

Skippy is hereby forbidden to use the force to levitate the toilet paper just out of reach of Master Yoda whilst he is at the ablutions

Skippy may do this to scythe tho

Master Yoda is not to be referred to as as Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda *melodically*, no matter how patient he is.

Just because Mace does it is no excuse for you.

No flipping in class no matter how many times Yoda does it.

Putting Koolaide in the Bacta tanks isn't funny, delicious, but not funny.

Skippy is to use wikipedia to find out what yodeling is and then to write an essay about the fact that it isnt a baby yoda as in yodaling and it isnt related to inappropriate behaviour like gerbilling

Skippy is not allowed to use the Force while in a dive competition

May start a betting pool on \"who will go darkside first\"

Anakin Skywalker is NOT allowed to bet in said pool

The Guy in the black cape isn't either.

ESPECIALLY IF it's Lando

Lando Calrissian is NOT a Pimp.

Master Luke did not play bass for Zebra

Mace windu is not \"my nigga\" and refering to him as such is a very, very, bad Idea.


Even if Yoda does it all the time.

Obi-wan's robes are not filled with yummy candy and I must stop telling the younglings that....


Yoda does not \"smell like richard gere's rectum\"

there is no such thing a bacta shark. and I must stop telling younglings about it

Just because \"Pimpin ain't easy\", doesn't mean you should use the force to make it easier.