The Terrible Truth Star Wars Fans Can't Admit

From Cracked,

https://youtu.be/vqkgKhqZipk

You go, fedora dude. I believe in you.

I don't care what anybody says. Ewoks are badasses.

They captured all of our beloved heroes and were about to EAT them! One of them jumped on a speeder bike and took off like he was Evel Knievel without a second thought. They attack fully armed soldiers three times their size using only rocks and sticks. Then they murder them and keep their heads as trophies. They helped Chewie commandeer what is the equivalent of a freakin' tank. And how did they manage to get massive logs suspended into the trees like that? That's Egyptian Pyramid type stuff right there.

Believe what you want, but Ewoks are the Honey Badgers of the Star Wars universe.

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...you're dead to me, Senan.

So this is where the lines get drawn at the Temple of the Jedi Order.

Goken wrote: So this is where the lines get drawn at the Temple of the Jedi Order.

Indeed it is, but we all know that the side with the Ewoks will always win. :woohoo:

tzb wrote: ...

...you're dead to me, Senan.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

can't breathe.....laughing way too hard......

The replies are making me laugh out loud hahaha :laugh:

the tauntaun/yeti stuff was there to provide an explanation as to why Mark Hamill's face had changed (after he'd had an accident), not to sell toys.

Although selling toys has seemed like the only explanation for Captain Phasma so far.

How much can a Koala bear!?

Goken wrote: Although selling toys has seemed like the only explanation for Captain Phasma so far.

At least they were kind enough to paint the Resistance X-Wings black. That way I have to buy a new one so as not to confuse it with my old gray Rebellion X-Wing. It looks like the AT-ATs are back in Rogue One too so I'll have to buy another one of those as well. I should probably pick up a new Millennium Falcon while I'm at it. The new one has dirt smudges that the old one didn't. :S

ren wrote: the tauntaun/yeti stuff was there to provide an explanation as to why Mark Hamill's face had changed (after he'd had an accident), not to sell toys.

They coulda had him walk into an icewall though. There's lots of ways to break your face xD

It's interesting to compare and contrast Luke's two cave experiences in the ESB, both are full of fear obviously. It adds a bit more to Dagobah's cave as a mythical narrative. Moby Dick and all that swalllowed by the [strike]tauntaun[/strike] whale.

ren wrote: the tauntaun/yeti stuff was there to provide an explanation as to why Mark Hamill's face had changed (after he'd had an accident), not to sell toys.

Maybe: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080684/trivia?item=tr1656792


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Jamie Stick wrote:

ren wrote: the tauntaun/yeti stuff was there to provide an explanation as to why Mark Hamill's face had changed (after he'd had an accident), not to sell toys.

Maybe: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080684/trivia?item=tr1656792


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It was only in ROTJ that Mark Hamil is visibly different. And by then, facing Vader, getting his hand cut off and falling several meters would explain it.

Between the vid and these posts, I think that's the hardest I've laughed all semester.

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