D.A.D.D.

Rules to dating my daughter...
1) You CAN'T
2) See rule #1

LOL :laugh: I'm glad my girlfriend's dad isn't like that

Is this a life long rule?
And can mum's join?

Sign me up. She's only 4 months old, but she's never leaving the house again.

My husband has always used these words to the girls,
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Awe... but you'll never have grandchildren!

Two words.... artificial... insemination.

hahahhahahahhahahha :woohoo:

Seriously, my daughter has a boyfriend and he's a pretty good kid. As long as he keeps calling me Sir and dang near wets himself every time I walk in the room we're good! hahahhahahha

Naya wrote: Awe... but you'll never have grandchildren!

The problem was the boys parents did let them sleep together, hence our beautiful granddaughter Panda..though dad isn't worth stepping over if he dropped down dead.....

Prospective boys who wish to court our daughters NEED vetting.....

Nice to see how much faith you guys have in your kids.

ren wrote: Nice to see how much faith you guys have in your kids.

I can beat that. Nice to see you can take a joke.

Prospective boys who wish to court our daughters NEED vetting

Seriously, my daughter has a boyfriend and he's a pretty good kid. As long as he keeps calling me Sir and dang near wets himself every time I walk in the room we're good

In that case , please keep on, uh, "joking".

ren wrote:

Prospective boys who wish to court our daughters NEED vetting

Seriously, my daughter has a boyfriend and he's a pretty good kid. As long as he keeps calling me Sir and dang near wets himself every time I walk in the room we're good

In that case , please keep on, uh, "joking".

the first one, you do have a point but the second one from knowing Wescli's comic nature sounds like hyperbole.

It's not our kid's we don't trust Ren,
it's everybody else :woohoo:

Or your child's ability to make equal (or better) choices than you can about their own lives?

the first one, you do have a point but the second one from knowing Wescli's comic nature sounds like hyperbole.

Knowing wescli's honest nature when drunk, I beg to differ.

You know this is humor right?
I trust my child's ability to make a choice but everyone needs guidance.... Or an eye kept on them...
:blink:

ren wrote: Or your child's ability to make equal (or better) choices than you can about their own lives?

the first one, you do have a point but the second one from knowing Wescli's comic nature sounds like hyperbole.

Knowing wescli's honest nature when drunk, I beg to differ.

...Wescli, were you drunk when you said that? a friend wants to know

The last boy my daughter brought home received a warning, also.

I warned him that if he tried anything out of sorts I'd have to get some popcorn and marshmallows.

Popcorn to watch while my daughter killed him.
Marshmallows to cook over the funeral pyre.

My daughter simply smiled and nodded enthusiastically.

sidvkili wrote: ...Wescli, were you drunk when you said that? a friend wants to know

I very rarely (and I mean rarely) ever drink anymore. And I do not drink till I get drunk or even slightly inebriated. All my silliness is 100% natural. Or at least natural for me!

hahhahahhahha :woohoo:

I like to think I am a pretty honest person, and yes, when I drank my honesty became very blunt. :ohmy:

My husband Gale also said to one boy, our youngest brought home, WHAT YOU DO TO MY DAUGHTER, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING, I'LL BE DOING TO YOU.... The boy never came to our door again.. Lol... RESULT,!!!

The Old Doris wrote: My husband Gale also said to one boy, our youngest brought home, WHAT YOU DO TO MY DAUGHTER, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING, I'LL BE DOING TO YOU.... The boy never came to our door again.. Lol... RESULT,!!!

funny story, a mate of mine met the parents of a girl....hey wait... just kidding lol