Grand Council of Jediism Proposal/Idea

ah the tragedy of certain types of humour is that sometimes cultural differences and variations in social upbringing keep it from crossing borders....c'est la vie...

buddha walks up to a hot dog vendor,
the hot dog vendor says:\"whatta you want\",
buddha says:\"make me one with the universe\"

A Buddhist buys a hot dog from a vendor and gives him a $20 bill. After waiting a moments he asks about his change. The vendor replies, \"You of all people surely must know that change must come from within.\"

I needed that laugh. Thanks for making my day.