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26 Sep 2014 20:36 #161914 by Jestor
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Sith ain't Evil...
Jedi ain't Saints....


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26 Sep 2014 20:41 #161915 by
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Q: What program do Jedi use to view PDF files?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi

Q: What do you call a Sith who won't fight?
A: A Sithy

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26 Sep 2014 20:53 #161918 by Br. John
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Did you hear the one about the nun who went fishing on a boat with eleven priests? Nobody caught a thing but she came back with a big red snapper.
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26 Sep 2014 20:56 #161919 by
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OMG! Br John, I'm gonna step back in case lightning strikes.

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26 Sep 2014 20:59 #161921 by
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Two snakes slithering down the road..

The first snake says: Are We Poisonous?

The other says: Of Course Not!!

The first one says:
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26 Sep 2014 21:06 #161924 by Br. John
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I forgot to tell y'all. A nun told me the nun joke.
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26 Sep 2014 21:10 #161925 by
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There was this young man about to be married sitting with an old Italian neighbor.

The young man asks: Do you have any advice for a newly wed?

Old Italian man: You Do what ever she wanna do. she wanna car you buya da car. She wanna coat, you buya da coat.

Young man: You have been married a long time, what did you give her for your 25th anniversary?

Old Italian: She wanna go to da Italy, so I take her to da Italy.

Young man: Thank was nice. What are you gonna do for your 50th anniversary?

Old Itallian:
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26 Sep 2014 21:15 #161927 by
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A Zen master once said to me, "Do the opposite of whatever I tell you." So I didn't.

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26 Sep 2014 21:18 - 26 Sep 2014 21:19 #161928 by Br. John
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