twenty things to make us smile
14 years 5 months ago #27045
by Garm
twenty things to make us smile was created by Garm
1. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
2. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke .
3. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
4. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
5. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
6. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
7. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
medicine.
8. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
9. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
10. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
11. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
12. Being \"over the hill\" is much better than being under it!
13. Procrastinate Now!
14. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
15. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
16. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
thousand times the memory.
17. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
18. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
19. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
20. Ever notice how people who tell you to calm down…are the ones who
got you mad in the first place.
MTFBWUA :woohoo:
2. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke .
3. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
4. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
5. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
6. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
7. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
medicine.
8. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
9. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
10. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
11. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
12. Being \"over the hill\" is much better than being under it!
13. Procrastinate Now!
14. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
15. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
16. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
thousand times the memory.
17. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
18. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
19. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
20. Ever notice how people who tell you to calm down…are the ones who
got you mad in the first place.
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