rofl....\"whose genitals were like donkey's and emission was like a horse's\"
them dirty old pervs were at a porno
sadly there are a lot more verses like those in the bible....
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There is passion, yet there is peace
Through passion I gain strength and knowledge
Through strength and knowledge I gain victory
Through victory I gain peace and harmony
Through peace and harmony my chains are broken
There is no death, there is the force and it shall free me
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Out of darkness, he brings light. Out of hatred, love. Out of dishonor, honor-james allen-
He who has conquered doubt and fear has conquered failure-james allen-
The sword is the key to heaven and hell-Mahomet-
The best won victory is that obtained without shedding blood-Count Katsu-
All men's souls are immortal, only the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine -Socrates-
I'm the best at what I do, what I do ain't pretty-wolverine
J.L.Lawson,Master Knight, M.div, Eastern Studies S.I.G. Advisor (Formerly Known as the Buddhist Rite)
Former Masters: GM Kana Seiko Haruki , Br.John
Current Apprentices: Baru
Former Apprentices:Adhara(knight), Zenchi (knight)
Though amusing at times, I find it odd that 90 percent of the quotes from the bible are used to such things. I'd like to see a few more that are a little more positive.
Zanthan Storm
AKA Rev. Michael Ziskovsky OCP D.Div. Master Knight of Jediism Founder of Roseville, MN Chapter of TOTJO
Current Apprentice: The Coyote
Past Master: GM Neaj Pa Bol
Past Apprentices: Sr. Knight Kira, Knight Myos, Doriann
"Let no one thing control your life, seek to be complete and at peace."
Though amusing at times, I find it odd that 90 percent of the quotes from the bible are used to such things. I'd like to see a few more that are a little more positive.
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