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14 years 10 months ago #24148 by Br. John
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Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Buddhism: It is only the illusion of shit happening.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock. Shit happens.
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens -
and maybe it doesn't.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism: Send money or shit
will happen to you.
Rastafarianism: Smoke that shit.
Unitarianism: Who gives a shit?
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14 years 10 months ago #24149 by
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:D

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14 years 10 months ago #24151 by
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haha

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14 years 10 months ago #24161 by
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Hmmm makes me wonder what the Astro/Physics relation to shit would be.

But otherwise :woohoo:

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14 years 10 months ago #24169 by Jon
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Tiamat wrote:

Hmmm makes me wonder what the Astro/Physics relation to shit would be.

But otherwise :woohoo:


Probably E= (s***)(C)2
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14 years 10 months ago #24170 by
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:dry: ask a smart ass question get a smart ass response. :P

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14 years 10 months ago #24173 by Garm
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:P

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14 years 10 months ago #24184 by
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So what is it for Jedi? \"Sith happens\"?

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14 years 10 months ago #24185 by Br. John
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Yes.
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14 years 10 months ago #24187 by
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Jedi version is 'Sith Happens Only When One is Strong enough in the Force to achieve force push' :D

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