Lil' Johnny Strikes Again

Lil' Johnny Strikes Again #41

During a good manners and etiquette class, the nun asked her students: \"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the restroom, what would you say to her?\"

Mike said, \"Be right back gotta' pee.\"

The nun said, \"That would be very rude and improper on your part.\"

Charlie says, \"I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet; I'll be back in a minute.\"

Nun: \"That's much better but a real lady is not even aware that there are such things as a commode and mentioning the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant.\"

Johnny: \"Well sister, how about this?\"
\"My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce you to after dinner.\"

The nun blanched and wilted to the floor.

oh dear lord...haha!

That's a good one! Little Johnny always gets himself into the stickiest of situations.

As a former bartender, my brain is polluted with his antics. Too bad none of them are clean enough to share......

Wow.