The Devil is Tempting Me to Become a Preacher

Apparently i lack the most important quality of a cult leader; the ability to troll people without making it obvious or caring that it might hurt their feelings once they figure it out. This is a huge disappointment to me because i was starting to look forward to all those concubines.

Malicious wrote: Just remember if you're wanting to create a so called "cult" don't associate it with here totjo ! We don't want that bad energy or backlash . If you want to be called pastor or whatever then go for it but as for here you have to work and train to have that title .

Ok Ok well look, what if i cut you in on the deal?

You know Mormons have multiple wives , I would look into that and they are very open to open marriages . Also if ya have the confidence then you should have no problem getting multiple lovers . Also ya need a lot of money to have a lot of concubines .

Malicious wrote: You know Mormons have multiple wives , I would look into that and they are very open to open marriages . Also if ya have the confidence then you should have no problem getting multiple lovers . Also ya need a lot of money to have a lot of concubines .

So youre saying cult leader is definitely a good career choice. I knew i liked you for a reason, bro

If you want to be the front man I have a good skill of persuasion , I could make it work ! But we still won't associate ourselves with totjo .

Go to bed Ob1
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Oh Ob1 I do love you
I could imagine you as a cult leader, but maybe you could infiltrate the flat earthers or some other bizarre group, corrupt them into believing the earth is round and take over as Lord and master?
Walk through hell as you own it and get the devil kissing your ass

Plus you wanna share the joint next time?
Have fun x

Gotta have good music to accompany your services...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hMaHDTw-pI

Lmfao, seems the only other person who had the same idea as myself was Carlos! Why not become a Jedi Cult Leader?