If I had a Forum Game

Here's a simple, yet surprisingly fun and involving forum game that we can play. Here are the rules, summary of the game, and examples.

Rules:
1. Every sentence can be unique in its own way, but it must follow the basic pattern:
"If I had (a) ~, then ~.

2. Only Star Wars related terms. (If you want to change the topic, create your own forum post.)

3. Keep things clean. No derogatory/offensive sentences. Try to keep profanity to a minimum.

4. Repeating terms is fine, but try not to do it too often.

Summary of the Game:
Basically, you see what the previous person has posted. In the "then ~" portion of the sentence, find a Star Wars term that you would like to use in the "If I had a ~" portion of your sentence.

Example

Person 1: If I had a Wookie, then I'd play Star Wars Chess with it.

Person 2: If I had a Star Wars Chess Set, I'd bully a droid with it.

Person 3: If I had a droid, then I'd have it fix my X-Wing Fighter.

Person 4: If I had an X-Wing Fighter, I'd fly through the Death Star Trench.

ETC.


Ready? Go!

If I had an R2 Unit, I'd have it fix my Tie Fighter.

If I had a Tie Fighter, then I'd hunt the Millennium Falcon

If I had a Millennium Falcon, then I'd keep my lightsaber in it.

If I had a lightsaber, then you will respect mah authoritah

If you respected my authority, then I would be the Emporer!

heh

I would be the emperor the day greedo shot first

If I met Greedo, then I would sit in the Mos Eisley Cantina.

If I had the Mos Eisley Cantina, then I'd maintain control without the bureaucracy.

If I had bureaucracy, I wouldn't need the Republic Senate.

If I had the Republic Senate, then I'd promote pod-racing. :evil:

If I controlled the pod race, than I would bet with Republic credits

If I had republic credits, then I could buy a hyperdrive engine for my t36 skyhopper

If I had a T36 skyhopper, then I would visit a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

If I visited a wretched hive of scum and villainy, I would feel at one with the Force... :evil:

If I felt at one with the Force, i'd tell you that these aren't the droids you're looking for.

If these aren't the droids you're looking for, then I'd hire some new Imperial Stormtroopers.

If I hired new imperial stormtroopers then i'd train them to be imperial knights

If I had new imperial knights, then we wouldn't need the Gungan. :whistle:

If we didn't need the Gungan, then Chancellor Velorum would not be unseated.

HEY!!! This is my 1000th post!!!