Behold, I Come Quickly

Behold, I Come Quickly

The new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous, and about ten minutes into the sermon his mind went blank. After a brief second of complete panic, he remembered what they had taught him in seminary about situations like this: repeat the last point. His teacher assured him this would help him remember what was supposed to come next. So he gave it a try.

\"Behold, I come quickly,\" he said. Still his mind was blank. He tried again. \"Behold, I come quickly.\" Still nothing.He tried one more time -- speaking and gesturing with such force that he fell forward, knocking the pulpit to one side, tripping over the flower pot, and falling into the lap of a little old lady in the front row.

The young preacher apologized profusely.

\"That’s all right, young man,\" said the little old lady. \"It was my fault. I should have gotten out of the way. You told me three times you were coming!\"

ROFL!

Good one Master John

BR JOHN IM SHOCKED :ohmy:

:laugh: i wouldnt expect anything less than to read one of these and

ROFLMFAO :woohoo:

Excellent!!!! :laugh:

LMAO