For the record the nude swimming story is not mine. It's a story from the Houston (Texas) Chronicle by someone else.
Almost everyone feels just like you. Visit Austin Texas sometimes and go to Hippy Hollow where everyone is nude. After a few days you won't even think about it except for the problem of referring to people.
You can't say the girl in the red dress or the guy wearing the navy blue jacket. It's like \"The distinguished looking uncircumcised gentleman with the heart shaped birthmark on his buttocks\" or \"The slim girl with the blond curtains and the brown carpet\".
HAHAHA! I know, John. I didn't say anything about it because it was just too funny. My naturally comedic response would have taken away from the seriousness of the thread. (You know me. Always the joker.)
