A few of my favorites...
Here's to the beer we love to drink, and the food we like to eat.
Here's to our wives and sweethearts, let's pray they never meet.
Here's champagne for our real friends And real pain for our sham friends.
And when this life is over, may all of us find peace.
Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer and another one!
May those who love us love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping!
An Irishman is never drunk as long as
He can hold onto one blade of grass and not
Fall off the face of the earth.
The reason the Irish are always fighting each other
Is they have no other worthy opponents.
God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world.
May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.
May the saddest day of your future be no worse
Than the happiest day of your past.
Slainte
