The science of Rainbows

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9 years 7 months ago #154161 by Brenna
Where do you think you'd need to be standing to properly observe this rainbow? :woohoo: :silly:


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9 years 7 months ago #154181 by Jestor
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FINALLY!! The science behind (get it?) it!!

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9 years 7 months ago #154183 by Wescli Wardest
Ba da bu... :P

hahahhahhaha That was bad Jestor! :woohoo:

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9 years 7 months ago #154190 by
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I've always thought unicorns defecated rainbows and emitted rainbow gas, but didn't know how. Now I know and can explain it better. Thank you. :laugh:

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9 years 7 months ago #154195 by Gisteron
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Something makes me think that this explanation isn't perfectly accurate...

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9 years 7 months ago - 9 years 7 months ago #154197 by Brenna
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Luthien wrote: I've always thought unicorns defecated rainbows and emitted rainbow gas, but didn't know how. Now I know and can explain it better. Thank you. :laugh:


Nope not quite. As I was trying to explain to Wes earlier today. Unicorns fart rainbows but they poop glitter. Which is why the idea of glitter face paint freaks me out.

Gisteron wrote: Something makes me think that this explanation isn't perfectly accurate... :D


Yes you're right. The diagram isnt quite complete. But its designed for those with a more rudimentary grasp on the creatures biology. There is of course no way that the light would curve around inside the unicorns body and still come out the other side as a fully formed rainbow. but, research has shown that the unicorns digestive tract is comprised of thousands of tiny, perfectly placed mirrors which creates a kaleidoscope effect all the way through enabling the unicorn to emit perfect rays of colored light out of his perfect crystal a hole.



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9 years 7 months ago #154199 by
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Don't forget their prismatic pelvises.

Pelvises. Now there's a word.

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9 years 7 months ago #154223 by
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:laugh: I can't even wrap my brain around this. Not the physics or biology of unicorns farting rainbows, but how a conversation like this begins in the first place. I just... can't. :laugh:

Maybe we can make this an essay topic for the IP? :huh:

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