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When I was a kid, my English teacher looked my way and said, "Name two pronouns."

I said, "Who? Me?"

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tzb mentioned Last Rites and I thought, "gee, what do you say to a dying Jedi?"

Then it hit me:

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
The Force is with me, but this place is a bust

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9 years 7 months ago - 9 years 7 months ago #158717 by Alexandre Orion

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Jamie Stick wrote: tzb mentioned Last Rites and I thought, "gee, what do you say to a dying Jedi?"

Then it hit me:

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
The Force is with me, but this place is a bust

:blink:

:laugh:

:angry:

... no.

Be a philosopher ; but, amidst all your philosophy, be still a man.
~ David Hume

Chaque homme a des devoirs envers l'homme en tant qu'homme.
~ Henri Bergson

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My phone auto-corrected "for" to "Freud". Next thing you know I'll be typing one thing and get mother.

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9 years 7 months ago #158969 by RyuJin

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There's a lake named fargen that freezes over...once a year they trap polar bears ...how do they do it?

They go and cut a hole in the ice and line it with fish, then when the polar bear leans over to grab the fish you kick him in the fargen ice hole...

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If a vegetarian eats vegetables, then I guess I could get behind being a humanitarian.

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A month or so ago there was discussion about the use of quantum in science fiction and how the term is grossly misused, so I couldn't resist...

SCHRÖDINGER'S JEDI: THE FORCE IS BOTH WITH AND NOT WITH YOU!

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9 years 4 months ago - 9 years 4 months ago #173464 by

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Eating spicy food is like having your body sit down for a game of poker. Your stomach always wins while your sinuses and intestines always get cleaned out.

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9 years 4 months ago #173474 by Alexandre Orion

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Jamie Stick wrote: Eating spicy food is like having your body sit down for a game of poker. Your stomach always wins while your sinuses and intestines always get cleaned out.

... yet you can only expect to witness a "flush" only long after the game has ended. The more spicy the food (Vindaloo, for example) the more 'royal' the flush. And if the game lasted especially long, one could see the vestiges of an especially "full house".

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